SOCCER JOKES

Beckham Jokes   -  "Can I try that dress on in the window, David?" asks Posh.
"Nah, I don't think so, Victoria," replies David. "You'd better use the changing room like everyone else." ...

Canadian Soccer Jokes   - Striker with OYSL team : "I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself."
Coach : "I wouldn't bother. You'd probably miss."

Celtic & Rangers Jokes   -  "In here, we give Celtic fans a toll of the dice. "If you roll one to five, we kill you."  The Celtic fan replies,"What happens if I roll a six?"
"You get to roll again."
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          JUST FOR FUN

Stay on your feet   - Funny Soccer Clip

Play Smart   -  Funny Soccer Clip

Soccer Plus   -  Funny Soccer Clip
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          FUNNY SOCCER QUOTES

Player Quotes   - 'I was alone up front, with Danny Murphy playing between me, myself and the midfield.'
- MICHAEL OWEN

Commentator Quotes   - 'This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.'
- ALAN GREEN

Manager Collection   - 'There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and  that's the only way.'
- TERRY VENABLES
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